The 3rd Wheel
Foods Eaten: An excessive amount of collard greens. The Dream: I was just waking up to find myself laying in my own bed with a woman. She was definitely someone familiar (gut instinct says it was a girl I just met, Courtney, or my friend Matt's long time girlfriend...). She had her back to me, but upon realizing I was waking up, she rolled over to face me, wrapping her arm around my side. I accepted it but began to question what she was doing there. I said something along the lines of, "What are you doing? What if Derek comes upstairs and sees this?" Her response was only a mischievous smile. Looking over her shoulder and through the doorway of my bedroom, I saw Derek lying on the floor right outside the room, above where the stairs are. He appeared to be sleeping, but one of his arms moved and I began to panic, pushing the girl away from me. Within seconds, Derek was standing at the edge of the bed, and all I had done to conceal the other girl was push her under the c...